White girl problems

White Girl Problems (WGP) Urban Dictionary Definition:  Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.

It started off first thing Monday morning. I overslept and didn't make it to the gym so I decided to walk the 32 blocks to work  for exercise.  In the middle of Flo Rida telling me sometimes he gets a good feeling, my IPhone was ripped out of my pocket and fell 3 ft to the concrete shattering the entire front screen. Awesome. When I picked it up quickly a piece of glass got stuck in my thumb.  So I walked the remaining 8 blocks leaving a trail of blood behind me (a trail might be taking it a little far but there was blood!).  Even more awesome.   Once I whined to the Apple tech people for a solid 15 minutes, I was told I was in the clear to get a new phone so basically I wouldn't sue.  I assume this means for free.  Wrong.  Once I got to the Apple store they told me they would exchange my phone for a new one for JUST $250 and that's all, good as new.  Yeah, no.  I just spent a ton of money buying new jeans because (WGP #2) none of my old pairs fit anymore thanks to my dieting efforts.  I am pretty sure I lost 7 lbs in my rear alone which I can no longer consider one of my key assets.  I want it back but I can't figure out how to besides gaining weight and I obvi don't want to do that.  See, there is a downside to dieting besides being miserable and hungry all of the time.  Anyways, someone told me I could find a 3rd party vendor that would just replace the glass for $100.  Definitely go this route if nothing else is wrong with your phone.  I convinced the guy to give me a discount if I wrote a review about his company on google.  Done, but whatttt a hassle!  Now I just need a massive rubber case.


If you are ever bored you should probably spend a few minutes/hours on www.urbandictionary.com.  Its my go to for all of my basic knowledge after wikipedia started boring me.  For kicks and giggles you should search for your name.  Its way more entertaining than it should be. 



Christmas wishlist- Really the only thing I want in life, a female golden retriever named Carter.